Badminton Jokes for Kids

by | May 23, 2019 | Latest News, School Jokes | 0 comments

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best badminton jokes.
  2. Where did badminton go?… To the principal’s office he was a bad! (Principal Jokes)
  3. I never became a professional badminton player?… I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. What did the shuttlecock say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  5. In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how… It’s not like it’s rocket science… It’s Racket science! (Astronomy Jokes)
  6. Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  7. I have a dog called Minton. Guess what I call him when he does something naughty… Badminton! (Dog Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in badminton in the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  9. What’s better than badminton?… Goodminton.
  10. What do you call a an awesome game of badminton?… Goodminton!
  11. Which sport is always getting into trouble?… Badminton!
  12. Where do film stars play badminton?… Volleywood! (California Jokes)
  13. What is a sheep’s favorite sport?… Baa-dminton! (Sheep Jokes)
  14. What did the shuttlecock say when it was trying to sleep?… Who’s making all the racquet? (Napping Jokes)
  15. Why was the fish terrible at badminton?… They kept getting caught in the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  16. Why should you never marry a badminton player?… Because love means nothing to them! (Marriage Jokes)
  17. Why do badminton players never change light bulbs?… They always refuse to admit they went out in the first place!
  18. A reggae badminton match has just started… The score is currently One Love. (365 Music Jokes)
  19. What do you call a really good game of badminton?… Radminton
  20. Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
  21. Why was Cinderella such a bad badminton player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  22. Where do badminton players go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  23. What would you get if you crossed a badminton player and the Invisible Man?… Badminton like no one has ever seen.
  24. My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock!… Bad Minton! (Dog Jokes)
  25. Where did badminton go?… To prison he was a bad! (Police Jokes)
  26. Where did badminton go?… To the principal’s office he was a bad! (Principal Jokes)
  27. What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a badminton court?… Annette!
  28. My son told me his favorite sport was badminton… I told him, why not goodminton?
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about badminton? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  30. What did the burrito say during the game of badminton?… Let’s wrap this up! (Burrito Jokes)
  31. Why was the skeleton standing alone at the badminton court?… They had no body to go with! (Skeleton Jokes)
  32. Which sports do ghosts love playing?… Boo-minton! (Ghost Jokes)
  33. Why did the badminton player keep losing games?… Their racquet was full of holes!
  34. What did the mummy badminton coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good badminton knock-knock jokes?
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good badminton knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  37. I think my dad makes badminton equipment for tall people… I can hear him making a giant racquet!
  38. Why was the skeleton always left out of the badminton match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  39. What is Bruce Wayne’s favorite sport?… Batman-ton! (Batman Jokes)
  40. I told my friends a badminton joke the other day… I guess they didn’t get the shuttle humor.
  41. My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks!… Bad Minton! Bad Minton! (Dog Jokes)
  42. My ears and I hate badminton so much… It’s making a racket.
  43. Badminton Pun: There’s nothing bad about Badminton.
  44. Badminton Pun: Life is a game; Badminton is serious.
  45. Badminton Pun: Let your racquet do the talking.
  46. Badminton Pun: Badminton is my racket.
  47. Badminton Pun: A little birdie told me: let’s play Badminton.
  48. Badminton Pun: Got Birdie?
  49. Badminton Advice: Talk with your racquet, play with your heart.
  50. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe teach me how to play badminton? (Canoe Jokes)
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain the rules of badminton? (Canoe Jokes)
  52. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play badminton with me? (Canoe Jokes)