Astronomy Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best astronomy jokes.
  2. What do planets like to read?… Comet books. (Book Jokes)
  3. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic. (Astronomy Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  4. How are stars and fake teeth alike according to a grandfather?… These two come out only during the night. (Dentist Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  5. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?… Comet books. (Book Jokes)
  6. What do you call the best college basketball team in the Universe?… A SuperNova.
  7. NASA got tired watching the moon orbit the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day!
  8. I got a job as an astronomer… My career was looking up. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. What is an astronomer’s favorite Train song?… Drops of Jupiter. (365 Music Jokes)
  10. What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?… One is meteor. (Meatball Jokes)
  11. What is a basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars! (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  12. What tastes better, the moon or asteroids?… Asteroids – they’re a little meteor!
  13. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?… A black hole. (Astronomy Jokes & Astronaut Jokes)
  14. Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?… He was given a constellation prize. (Archery Jokes)
  15. The rotation of the Earth makes my day!
  16. In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how… It’s not like it’s rocket science… It’s Racket science! (Badminton Jokes)
  17. What did the Moon say to Saturn?… Give me a ring sometime!
  18. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out. (Dance Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  19. How do you organize a solar eclipse party?… You planet. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  20. How do you memorialize the death of a planet?… You write an orbituary. (Memorial Day Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  21. How does the Moon hold up it’s pants?… With an asteroid belt!
  22. What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard?… The space bar.
  23. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph… “Houston, you have a problem.” (Hurricane Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  24. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system.
  25. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?…  An astronut! (Peanut Jokes)
  26. What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  27. What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars?… Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball. (Golf Jokes)
  28. What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space?… One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world. (American Revolution Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  29. Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?… The Milky Way! (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about astronomy?
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good astronomy knock-knock joke?
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good astronomy knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  34. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?… ​The food is good, but there’s just no atmosphere.
  35. Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor.
  36. Why does the moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side??
  37. How do astronomers organize a party?… They planet.
  38. The puzzled astronomy student spent all night wondering where the Sun went… …but then it dawned on him.
  39. Flat Earthers have nothing to fear… …but sphere itself!
  40. What did the dog star say about the comedian?… It was to Sirius
  41. What music do Astronauts listen to?… Nep-Tunes!
  42. What do Randy Moss and satellites have in common? They moon the crowds
  43. What does the starship Enterprise use to wake up?… It’s alarm Spock!
  44. I tried to tell a joke about neutrinos… but it passed over everyone’s heads.
  45. My son just graduated from college. My friends asked me what he majored in. I told them he was studying to be an astronaut: he took up space. (Graduation Jokes)
  46. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
  47. What kind of plates do they use on Venus?… Flying saucers!
  48. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way?
  49. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  50. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Gum Jokes for Kids)
  51. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Candy Jokes)
  52. What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes)
  53. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Geography Jokes)
  54. After his first meal on the moon, the 22nd century astronaut said the food was good but the place lacked atmosphere.
  55. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
  56. What do you do when you see a spaceman?…Park in it, man! (Parking Jokes)
  57. What do little astronauts get when they do their homework?… Gold stars! (Back to School Jokes)
  58. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Full Moon Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  59. What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?… Nep-tunes!
  60. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids) 
  61. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
  62. When do astronauts have lunch?… At launch time.
  63. My sibling kept asking me about the orbits of planets and the amount of area swept in any given time. I had to ask him: “Am I my brother’s Kepler?”
  64. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.” (Hot Dog Jokes)
  65. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system! (Top Chemistry Jokes)
  66. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
  67. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?… It was too Sirius! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  68. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way! (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
  69. “There’s just one thing I can promise you about the outer space program – your tax dollar will go further.” Wernher von Braun
  70. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  71. Did you hear about the wedding on the moon?… The couple was so nice, but there was no atmosphere!(Wedding Jokes)
  72. TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers. (Spring Jokes & Dinosaur Jokes)
  73. I made a meatball so big… it became a meat planet!
  74. The astronomy club hosted a “stellar” prom… it was out of this world!