April Jokes

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  1. April 1st: Top 10 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 1st – April 3rd Top 10 Final Four Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
  3. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  4. What do you call a hammer bought on April 1?… An April tool.
  5. April 6th: National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  6. April 6th National Burrito Day: Top 10 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
  7. April 6th National Twinkie Day: What is “Twinkie the Kids” middle name?… THE!
  8. 2023 Masters Golf Jokes: Top 23 Masters Golf Jokes: What is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner.
  9. Solar Eclipse Jokes: I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings… I honestly can’t see what all the fuss was about. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  10. April 10th National Sibling Day Jokes: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros. 
  11. April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
  12. April 12th National Grilled Cheese Day Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  13. April 11th – 14th Masters Jokes: Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood.
  14. April 11th – 14th Masters Jokes: Hole #2 Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  15. 2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
  16. April 16th Full Moon Jokes / Pink Moon Jokes: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink! (365 Music Jokes
  17. April 18th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  18. April 18th Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
  19. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?… It was an April Fuels’ joke. (Car Jokes)
  20. April 20th: I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  21. Where is the #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  22. April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  23. Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  24. Right Whale Day: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales. (Whale Jokes)
  25. April 25th World Penguin Day: They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Movie Jokes))
  26. April 26th National Pretzel Day Jokes: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist. (Pretzel Day Jokes)
  27. April 27th NFL Draft Jokes: What dessert do they serve at the the NFL draft?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  28. April 29th: Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  29. April 29th NFL Draft Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the #1 pick in the most recent draft? (Canoe Jokes)
  30. April 30th: Someone told me today is April 30th… But they May be wrong. (May Jokes)
  31. Why was the donkey annoying his friend?… It was April Mules’ Day
  32. April Full Moon Jokes:
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good April knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  34. April 7th Good Friday Jokes: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
  35. April 9th: Easter Jokes: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  36. Babies born on March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools’… They were literally born yesterday! (Baby Jokes)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good April knock-knock joke?
  38. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score of the Final Four Championship before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  39. Someone told me today is April 1st… But they May be wrong. (May Jokes)
  40. The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  41. Who needs a day for the fools?… I’m surrounded by them all year. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  42. You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke… No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
  43. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April?
  44. April 7th Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  45. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best April jokes.
  46. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke?… April fools. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  47. There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank… Because they think it’s still March. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  48. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… April… April who?… April Fool’s!
  49. Did you hear about the girl who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?… It was an April Fuels’ joke. (Car Jokes)
  50. April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night… Thousands of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
  51. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best April jokes.
  52. More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank. (Labor Day Jokes)
  53. What is the worst day to propose on?… April Fools’ Day! (Marriage Jokes)
  54. I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day… Just kidding, I do.
  55. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?… They love practical yolks. (Egg Jokes)
  56. It’s April Fools’ Day. Trust no one and nothing… Just like any other day.
  57. What if April Fools’ Day is actually April 2 and we’ve all be fooled into thinking it’s April 1? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  58. What do you call a bear caught in April showers?… A drizzly bear!
  59. Why can April jump so high?… It’s spring!
  60. What did April Fool’s Day say after it won an award?… Prank you!
  61. What’s a gas pump’s favorite holiday?… April Fuel’s Day!
  62. What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?… April Stool’s Day!
  63. How do April flowers kiss?… With their tu-lips!
  64. What goes up when April rains come down?… An umbrella!
  65. Don’t June know it’s August? (June Jokes)
  66. Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
  67. April 4th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
  68. April 5th: Top 10 Final Four Jokes: Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  69. Student: Do you know all about April 1st? Teacher: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes for Teachers)
  70. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  71. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in April and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  72. Did you know bees become indecisive after April?… They become maybees. (May Jokes & Bee Jokes)
  73. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about April? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  75. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  76. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  77. I once knew someone who was born on April 1st and died on April 1st… …His entire life was one big joke.
  78. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  79. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  80. Full Moon Jokes / Pink Moon Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes)
  81. April 7th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  82. April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  83. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  84. A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  86. My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  87. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
  89. April 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  90. A and C were going to prank their friend… but they just letter B.
  91. Clean Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  92. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  93. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your team reaches the Final Four and loses?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
  94. I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  95. Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  96. April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  97. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (Star Wars Jokes)
  98. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked: “Where were you on the night of October to April?” (Police Jokes)
  99. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?… Because they have just finished a 31 day March. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  100. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (June Jokes)
  101. Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  102. What’s the worst part about April Fools?… Jokes without punchlines. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  103. What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?… I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  104. Why do Native Americans hate April?… Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
  105. If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?… Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
  106. Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?… Billy “May’s here”
  107. When do gorillas fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers.
  108. I don’t care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman… but April identifying as January is crossing the line. (January Jokes)