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- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Jokes for Special Day of the Year
- Spring Jokes (Ant Jokes)
- Why don’t anteaters get sick?… Because they are full of antibodies! (Biology Jokes)
- What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Crayon Jokes)
- Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.(Memorial Day Jokes)
- What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Elephant Jokes)
- Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
- Where do ants go for summer camp?… Frants. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Summer Camp Jokes)
- Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (Grammar Jokes)
- Why was the baby ant confused?… Because all his uncles were ants.
- What do you call an ant who skips school?… A truant! (180 School Jokes)
- What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (Grammar Jokes)
- Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a 100 year old ant?… An antique!
- What do ants eat for breakfast?… Croiss-ants. (Breakfast Jokes)
- Did you hear about the ant that was good at solving quadratic equations?… He was brill-ant. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Where do ants go for their holidays?… Frants! (World Geography Jokes)
- What kind of ant is good at math?… An accountant! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?… Antteneye! (Biology Jokes)
- What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?… Your great-ant!
- Where do ants go to eat?… At a restaurant!
- What do you call an ant in space?… Cosmonants & Astronants! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?… An ant’s mouth!
- What do you call an ant that won’t go away?… Permanant! (Grammar Jokes)
- Who was the most famous ant scientist?… Albert Antstein! (Albert Einstein Quotes)
- What games to ants play with elephants?… Squash! (Squash Jokes)
- What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?.. Decad-ant! (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call an ant who can’t find his way back home?… Incogniz-ant! (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call a well-dressed ant?… Elegant! (Grammar Jokes)
- If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?… The Minister of finance. (find-ants)
- Why did the ant-elope?… Nobody gnu!
- What do you call an ant running away with another ant?… Antelope. (Track Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What kind of ants are very learned?… Pedants! (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call an ant with lots of bling?… Extravag-ant (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call an honest ant?… A truant!
- Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 50 State Jokes& Pennsylvania Jokes)