Alaska Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alaska jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Student: “What’s the capital of Alaska?” Teacher: “Juneau” Student: “No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.”
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the homecoming dance if you think she will say yes. (Prom Jokes)
  4. Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
  5. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it is hard to break the ice.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  6. Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. (Fishing Jokes)
  7. Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
  8. What’s the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?… A boat, a compass, and keeping your berings strait. (World Geography Jokes)
  9. Teacher: Where did your mom graduate from college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  10. This is the Alaska State Police… Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th? (Police Jokes)
  11. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  12. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  13. It gets cold in Alaska during the winter… Juneau what I mean? (Winter Jokes)
  14. Alaska Pun: Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing.
  15. Alaska Pun: I always feel Whittier in Alaska.
  16. Alaska Pun: There’s no place like Nome.
  17. Alaska Pun: I don’t know, but Alaska.
  18. Did your geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?… I don’t know, but Alaska. (Geography Jokes)
  19. Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska…She’s been cold and distant. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  20. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  21. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose. (Moose Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  22. I wonder what my wife’s favorite US state is?… Maybe Alaska.
  23. I was hiking in Alaska when I encountered a sleeping family of bears and just had to take a photo… It was a Kodiak moment. (Hiking Jokes)
  24. Alaska Tourism Bear Warning If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it. (Travel Guest Blogs & Bear Jokes)
  25. What did Delaware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but Alaska. (Iditarod Jokes)
  26. You might be an Alaskan if… You learned to swim indoors. (Swimming Jokes)
  27. Hi nice to meet you, did you hear the news of the Alaskan earthquake?… Sorry, that is not a good icebreaker. (Earthquake Jokes)
  28. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  29. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut. (Fishing Jokes)
  30. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  31. What does the Alaska police say in a interrogation?… Alaska questions here! (Police Jokes)
  32. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  33. You might be an Alaskan if… You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. (Car Jokes)
  34. You might be an Alaskan if… You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. (Car Jokes)
  35. The Masters Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
  36. It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  37. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  38. What city in Alaska weighs you down?… “Anchor” age.
  39. Can you name the capital in Alaska?… “A”
  40. How do Russians drive to Alaska?… By bearing straight. (World Geography Jokes)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
  42. So I had to go to an eye doctor in Alaska… Turned out it was an optical Aleutian.
  43. What do you call an Alaskan in a BCS bowl game?… A referee.
  44. Where do Alaska fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Yukon River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  45. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Yukon River!
  46. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Yukon River!
  47. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  48. Teacher: Where did your mom graduate from high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  49. Do you hear about the earthquake in Alaska?… Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker. (Earthquake Jokes)
  50. How many ears does Alaska have?… The left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier. (Biology Jokes)
  51. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (College Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  52. What is the tallest building in Alaska?… The Rasmuson Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  53. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alaskan Turnpike!
  54. What do you call a stoner from Alaska?… A baked Alaskan.
  55. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  56. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  57. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & High School Jokes)
  58. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes & Music Jokes)
  59. You might be an Alaskan if… You have four seasons: 1. Almost Winter 2. Winter 3. Still Winter 4. Construction 
  60. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alaska and Canada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  61. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  62. Teacher: Where did your mom go to elementary school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Elementary School Jokes)
  63. What do you call fifty penguins in Alaska?… Lost….Really Lost! (penguins live in Antarctica) (Penguin Jokes)
  64. What did Iliamna Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Alaska Lakes)
  65. How many Alaskan Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?… At least 16. They have to go to Nome for the light bulb and they can’t go alone.
  66. Alaska Pun: You might be an Alaskan if… You’ve hit a pothole and totaled your car.
  67. Most Alaskans don’t keep their money in greedy banks… they keep it in Fairbanks.
  68. Alaska Pun:If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska… they’d live in Seward.
  69. Alaska Pun: May the North be with you.
  70. Alaska Pun: We’ll be burning up like Northern Lights
  71. Alaska Pun: Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.
  72. Alaska Pun: I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.
  73. Alaska Pun: I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alaska? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  75. I was scared to move to Alaska after I heard that the sun doesn’t shine… And then, it dawned on me. (Sun Jokes)
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock jokes?
  77. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  78. It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the homecoming dance if you think she will say yes. (Prom Jokes)
  80. Alaska Pun: A trip to Alaska is very a-moose-ing.
  81. Alaska Pun: It’s never a moose-take to come to Alaska.
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Alaska? 
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Alaska? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  84. Where do Alaska middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  85. Where do Alaska high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  86. Why did the Alaska teacher jump into the Bering Sea?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name any professional sports teams in Alaska? 
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Alaska? (State Capitals)
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Alaska?  
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Alaska?  
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Alaska? (Hiking Jokes)  
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Alaska?  
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alaska? 
  94. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Alaska?
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Alaska?  
  96. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alaska?  
  97. Divorced couples in Alaska are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  98. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alaska?   
  99. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alaska?  
  100. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alaska? 
  101. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alaska football game?
  102. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alaska basketball game?
  103. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alaska baseball game?
  104. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alaska? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  105. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot University of Alaska? (College Mascots)