4th of July Jokes for Kids

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Celebrate Independence Day with some family 4th of July jokes.

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 4th of July jokes.
  2. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  3. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes &  Tea Jokes)
  4. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes / Music Jokes / Dance Jokes)
  6. Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea. (Tea Jokes)
  7. What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars! (Flag Day Jokes)
  8. What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA! (Tea Jokes)
  9. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  10. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  11. HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor. (4th of July Jokes & Tea Jokes)
  12. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  13. Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
  14. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (4th of July Jokes)
  15. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings! (4th of July Jokes)
  17. What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. ((365 Music Jokes / Music Jokes / Tree Jokes)
  18. Do you know why Americans never knock?… Because freedom rings.
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day! (Barber Jokes)
  20. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (World Geography Jokes)
  21. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  22. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  23. What do the moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution. (Full Moon Jokes)
  24. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  25. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Fathers Day Jokes)
  26. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner. (Flag Day Jokes)
  27. May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you!
  28. There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
  29. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  30. Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76. (Ghost Jokes)
  31. Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism. She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
  32. Do other countries also have the 4th of July? Why not?… It’s the next day after the 3rd of July.
  33. What is George Washington’s favorite football team?… The New England Patriots. (NFL Jokes)
  34. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
  35. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (World Geography Jokes & Mailman Jokes)
  36. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (180 School Jokes)
  37. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  38. Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in China. (Flag Jokes)
  39. I’m good at 4th of July firework displays… I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (Canoe Jokes & Music Jokes)
  43. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts. (American Revolution Jokes)
  44. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby 4th of July! 
  46. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  47. I’m throwing a 4th of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  48. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (South Dakota Jokes)
  49. What did Thomas Jefferson do before signing the Declaration of Independence?… He did a pre-ramble. (Constitution Jokes)
  50. Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away! (Dance Jokes)
  51. Why do tea company employees like the Fourth of July so much?… They love to celebrate liber-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  52. 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (World Geography Jokes)
  53. Best American Battle Book Never Written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech. (American Revolution Jokes)
  54. What do you find when you see the Hulk holding the American flag?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  55. Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  56. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks… The four best F words ever! (Fireworks Jokes)
  57. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: On the bottom! (American Revolution Jokes)
  58. What do you call a can that has the patriotic spirit on the 4th of July?… A Merry can. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  59. What does a patriot use on his dry skin?… A Revo-lotion.
  60. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  61. What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?… Red, White, and BOO! (Ghost Jokes)
  62. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (Art Jokes)
  63. What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?… Pops-icles. (Dad Jokes & Popsicle Jokes)
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys the 4th of July.
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes / Fireworks Jokes / Egg Jokes)
  66. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle. (Pickle Jokes)
  67. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)
  68. Which is the most patriotic tea that Americans like to drink?… It’s liber-tea. (Tea Jokes)
  69. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (American Revolution Jokes)
  70. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  71. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Book Jokes)
  72. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Pirate Jokes)
  73. What do you call a snowman on the Fourth of July?… A puddle. (Snowman Jokes)
  74. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the 4th of July!
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  76. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom! (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  77. Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?… Because he is in a cent. (Civil War Jokes)
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? (Canoe Jokes)
  79. Why should you research fireworks for the 4th of July before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck! (Fireworks Jokes)
  80. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson (Donut Jokes)
  81. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish you a Happy 4th of July! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington. (American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes & July Knock Knock Jokes)
  83. Where would you look if you want to find T?… In the Boston Harbor. (Tea Jokes)
  84. What do you get if you cross a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (Dog Jokes)
  85. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kisses… Kisses who?… Kisses your special day America.
  86. What do you call an American who eats pastries on the 4th of July?… A pastry-otic.
  87. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  88. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.” Student: “False. It was written in ink.” (American Revolution Jokes)
  89. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?… “Get in the boat, men!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  90. Did you hear about the angry firework?… He was so mad, he exploded! (Fireworks Jokes)
  91. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth be with you!
  92. What did Yoda say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth be with you!
  93. What does everyone like to eat on the Fourth of July?… Fire-crackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
  94. Why can’t you skip out on the Fourth of July barbecue?… It would be a missed-steak.
  95. “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds (Labor Day Jokes & 4th of July Jokes / Back to School Jokes)
  96. Why doesn’t fire take a day off on the 4th of July?… Because fire works.
  97. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe say the Pledge of Allegiance on Independence Day? (Canoe Jokes & Music Jokes)
  98. My daughter was born this morning, July 4th… It’s the day I lost my independence. (Mom Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  99. What should you give a dog for July 4th?… Ear muffs. (Dog Jokes)
  100. Which flag has the highest Yelp rating?… The U.S. flag. It has 50 stars! (Flag Jokes)
  101. How did the unexpected guest greet his grilling host at the July 4 barbeque?… Fancy meat-ing you here.
  102. Why is Miley Cyrus so popular on the Fourth of July?… Because she always throws the best Party in the USA! (365 Music Jokes)
  103. What is a pyrotechnics expert’s favorite 4th of July treat?… Pop-sicles! (Popsicle Jokes) 
  104. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to watch the 4th of July fireworks? (Fireworks Jokes)
  105. When it comes to national monuments, less and less people are visiting Mount Rushmore… Sadly, I think they just take it for granite. (South Dakota Jokes & Geology Jokes)
  106. The fireworks display over the Statue of Liberty didn’t go off this year… The press is calling it a monument-al disaster! (New York Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  107. Did you hear about the song and dance Yankee Doodle did on the parade float?… It was a very moving performance! (365 Music Jokes)
  108. Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July, and now my friends say they don’t trust me…. They say they can’t count on me. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  109. What did the patriotic burger name its baby?… Patty-otic! (Hamburger Jokes)
  110. What kind of jokes do flags tell on the Fourth of July?… Flag-rant puns! (Flag Jokes)
  111. Where do American soldiers go to get a haircut?… They go to the Hair Force. (Barber Jokes & Air Force Jokes)
  112. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Shelby… Shelby who?… Shelby glad to celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks! (Fireworks Jokes)
  113. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks? (Fireworks Jokes)
  114. Why is America happy on July 4th?… Because it got a divorce from Britain. (Divorce Jokes)
  115. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive the 4th of July! (Olive Jokes)
  116. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)    
  117. Which founding father is a dog’s favorite?… Bone Franklin. (Dog Jokes)
  118. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette. (Army Jokes)
  119. Whose favorite lyric in “The Star Spangled Banner” is “Oh say can you see?”… An optometrist! (365 Music Jokes)
  120. How is a healthy person like the United States?…They both have good constitutions! (Constitution Jokes)
  121. All the pigs on the farm are throwing a Fourth of July celebration… They are calling it ‘The in the Pen Dance Party!” (Pig Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  122. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (American Revolution Jokes)
  123. What did the tourists say when leaving the Statue of Liberty?… Keep it Torch! (New York Jokes)
  124. May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injury than your 4th of July alcohol consumption. (Fireworks Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  125. An Immigration Book Never Written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard. (World Geography Jokes & Book Jokes)
  126. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations.  (Fireworks Jokes)
  127. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 4th of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  128. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe march in the Independence Day parade? (Canoe Jokes)
  129. What does the Liberty Bell stand for?… It certainly can’t sit down. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  130. What did the Lincoln Memorial say to Mount Rushmore when they got together for Independence Day?… It’s a hard rock life for us! (South Dakota Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  131. What’s red, white, blue and green?… A seasick Uncle Sam. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  132. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers (Fireworks Jokes)
  133. What’s red, white, black and blue?… Uncle Sam falling down the stairs. (American Revolution Jokes)
  134. Bacon Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for America’s Birthday. (Bacon Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  135. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a 4th of July knock-knock joke? (June Knock Knock Jokes & July Knock Knock Jokes)
  136. Independence Day is the day married men celebrate something they once had… Freedom (Fireworks Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  137. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (American Revolution Jokes)
  138. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?…Because she can’t sit down. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  139. What do you eat on July 5th?… Independence Day old Pizza. (Pizza Jokes)
  140. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hop… Hop who?… Hoppy 4th of July! 
  141. What do dads eat on the 4th of July?… Popsicles. (Popsicle Jokes)
  142. Whenever the dogs decide to have a 4th of July party, they choose to go for a bone-fire. (Dog Jokes)
  143. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  144. What’s the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th?… There isn’t any, at least to me, because they’re both Independence Day.  (4th of July Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  145. What rock group has four members who just stay still and never sing?… Mount Rushmore. (365 Music Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
  146. Why state is the smartest?… Alabama, it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  147. Where did George Washington get his hatchet?… From a chopping mall. (George Washington Jokes)
  148. Little Tommy’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked. “Tommy, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work””Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” (Fireworks Jokes)
  149. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Election Jokes for Kids & Book Jokes)
  150. The United States is a free country where every man can do as his wife pleases. (Marriage Jokes)
  151. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
  152. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  153. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  154. While I was cleaning my house for the 4th of July party, I decided to put all my old dolls against the grill… I was just making a barbie-que.
  155. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cupcakes for Independence Day. (Bacon Jokes)
  156. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (Fireworks Jokes)
  157. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. (4th of July Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  158. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  159. What do you call it when dogs howl together in protest?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes)
  160. What happened when the Declaration of Independence was kept in the National Museum?… It became the Decoration of Independence.
  161. The 4th of July is the day that Americans celebrate their freedom… by sitting trapped in traffic jams for hours. (Car Jokes)
  162. Why do Americans celebrate Independence Day on the 4th of July?… Because it’s the day Will Smith saved the Earth from the aliens.
  163. What did Casper say to everyone celebrating the Fourth of July?… Red, white, and boo!
  164. What did the tourists say when leaving the Statue of Liberty?… Keep it Torch! (New York Jokes)
  165. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the 4th of July? (American Revolution Jokes)
  166. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember the founding father’s on Independence Day! (American Revolution Jokes)
  167. Teacher: What are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball!” (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Jokes for Teachers)
  168. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  169. Where is the Capital of Washington, D.C.?… Well there is one at the beginning and two at the end.
  170. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke for the 4th of July? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  171. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Zits… Zits who?… the 4th of July. Let’s celebrate!
  172. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?
  173. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good 4th of July knock knock jokes?
  174. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke for Independence Day (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  175. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke for July 4th? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  176.  & Brownie Jokes)
  177. What is usually red, white, black and blue?… Of course, it’s Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.
  178. The food we ate on the 4th of July picnic was not that good. The barbecue was bad, but the sausages were the wurst.
  179. The only bakery I loved for the 4th of July was selling pastries with stars and stripes… Others were just un-pastry-otic.
  180. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good 4th of July knock-knock joke?
  181. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (Hot Dog Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  182. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time for Independence Day!
  183. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV… In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  184. Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July, and now my friends say they don’t trust me…. They say they can’t count on me. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  185. I’m good at firework displays… I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  186. Who has to work on the 4th of July.… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  187. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Firecracker Jokes for Kids)
  188. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best 4th of July knock knock jokes! (4th of July Jokes)
  189. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?… The Fodder of Our Country! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  190. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works. (Fireworks Jokes) 
  191. Where did our first president keep his mice?… Mount Vermin! (George Washington Jokes)
  192. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good 4th of July knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  193. What is read, white, blue, and black?… Uncle Same after a boxing match. (Boxing Jokes)
  194. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (Turtle Jokes for Kids)
  195. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy. (Art Jokes)
  196. Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?… He could not lie. (George Washington Jokes)
  197. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  198. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?…Monti jello.
  199. I placed a small picture of America in a locket this 4th of July… Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.
  200. During the 4th of July party for dogs, one dog said to another, “Dear hot dog, you are really so barbie-cute.” (Dog Jokes)
  201. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  202. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
  203. What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold. (Duck Jokes)
  204. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  205. What did the flag do when it lost its voice?… It just waved. (Flag Day Jokes)
  206. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  207. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  208. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
  209. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  210. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Let’s get together and “pop it like its hot.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  211. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Labor Day Jokes)
  212. What does the firecracker usually eat?… Pop-sicles. (Popsicle Jokes)
  213. What is the weight of freedom?… A washing-ton. (George Washington Jokes)
  214. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order! (Fireworks Jokes)
  215. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes)
  216. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?…My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fireworks Jokes)
  217. Who has to work on the 3rd of July.… Fire works on the 3rd of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  218. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang. (Grandparent Jokes)
  219. Who loves singing the patriotic song that starts with, “Oh say, can you see?” An optometrist
  220. Why did the duck say, “Bang”?… He was a fire-quacker. (Fireworks Jokes)
  221. What is the name of the cat who said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere. (Cat Jokes)
  222. What has four legs, a very shiny nose, and has fought for the England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (Christmas Jokes)
  223. When the firecrackers heard that they had the freedom to do fireworks, they were relieved.
  224. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Let’s get together and “pop it like its hot.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  225. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (American Revolutionary War Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  226. What is large, cracked, and transports your luggage?… The Liberty Bellhop! (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  227. Why does Uncle Sam wear red, white and blue suspenders?… To hold up his pants. (4th of July Jokes)
  228. What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  229. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash! (Fireworks Jokes)
  230. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  231. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.  (Police Jokes & (ireworks Jokes)
  232. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors. (College Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  233. I’m throwing a 3rd of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  234. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  235. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off. (Police Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  236. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit. (Fireworks Jokes)
  237. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  238. I launched my own clothing line this week…. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing. (Fireworks Jokes)
  239. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  240. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  241. Police arrested two kids yesterday one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. (Police Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  242. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer. (Fireworks Jokes)
  243. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?… Firequackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
  244. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors! (Fireworks Jokes)
  245. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?… Dino-myte! (Dinosaur Jokes)
  246. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! (Fireworks Jokes)
  247. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations. (Christmas Jokes)
  248. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  249. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  250. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  251. Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July, and now my friends say they don’t trust me…. They say they can’t count on me. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  252. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 3rd of July party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  253. I’m good at 3rd of July firework displays… I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  254. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 3rd of July party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  255. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck! (Fireworks Jokes)
  256. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good place to watch the 3rd of July fireworks? (Fireworks Jokes)
  257. May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injury than your 4th of July alcohol consumption. (Fireworks Jokes & Beer Jokes)

Need to do more than just say one-liners this holiday season? Why not wear your humor too with a funny 4th of July shirt?