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  1. How does a hurricane see?… With its eye.
  2. What do you call a wet bear?… A drizzly bear
  3. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their yellow jackets.
  4. What is a Queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?… Reign!
  5. What is the Mexican weather report?… Chili today and hot tamale.
  6. What did the evaporating raindrop say?… I’m going to pieces.
  7. What did the hail storm say to the roof?… Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
  8. What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?… A weekend.
  9. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An Umbrella.
  10. What does it do before it rains candy?… It sprinkles!
  11. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  12. What did one raindrop say to the other?… Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
  13. Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?… Fo’ Drizzle.
  14. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?… One is reined up and the other rains down.
  15. When does it rain money?… When there is “change” in the weather.
  16. What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?… Hail!
  17. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather.
  18. What happens when fog lifts in California?… UCLA!
  19. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?… You make my temperature rise.
  20. Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?…Udder disaster!
  21. What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking!
  22. What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?… Fog!
  23. What type of lightning likes to play sports?… Ball lightning!
  24. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?… Thunderwear!

 

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