Figure Skating Jokes

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Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – ZSports Jokes A-Z

Summer Olympics Jokes

Winter Olympics Jokes

Winter Olympics Events

  1. What does chemistry and figure skating have in common?… Elements. (Chemistry Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
  2. Who was the figure skater’s favorite band singer?… Axel Rose!
  3. Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?…They’re great at icing cakes. (Cake Jokes)
  4. How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
  5. How do you know if your a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.
  6. Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while ice skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
  7. What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)
  8. Why was Cinderella so bad figure skating?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  9. Where do figure skaters go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  10. What did the skeleton drive to the figure skating competition?… A Zam-bony. (Biology Jokes)
  11. What is the hardest foot to buy a figure skate for?… A square foot. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  12. Why is the figure skating rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  13. What skating moves does Bruce Springsteen look for during the Olympics?… Rocker turn.
  14. Why did the figure skater gain so much weight?… She 8 a lot. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  15. What time is it when a pair of figure skaters chases a baseball team?… 2 after nine. (9:02) (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why did the boa constrictor sign up for skating lessons?… To learn the serpentine lift. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  17. Which figure skater has the biggest skates?… The one with the biggest feet. (Biology Jokes)
  18. How do figure skaters stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans.
  19. Which figure skater can jump higher than the judges table?… All of them – a table can’t jump.
  20. Why is Cinderella such a bad figure skater?… She always loses a skate.
  21. What did the army captain say to the skaters?… Forwards… skate! (Revolutionary War Jokes)
  22. What does a bad figure skater and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
  23. What was the figure skater’s favorite part of her birthday party?… The icing on the cake.
  24. Why did the figure skater cross the rink?… To get to the other side.
  25. Why was there a pig at the figure skating competition?… He drove the hambony. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  26. Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while figure skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
  27. What do you call a monkey who wins the gold medal in Olympic figure skating?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  28. What did the skater say when the zamboni broke down?… Figures…
  29. What style of mobile phone do skaters choose most often?… Flip style.
  30. What was the figure skater’s favorite band?… Spin Doctors.
  31. Why did the beginner figure skater get a tattoo of a butterfly on her leg?… It was the only way she could make a butterfly jump.
  32. What was the figure skater’s favorite lunch dish?… Charlotte spiral pasta salad
  33. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A figure skating coach
  34. What do figure skaters do when they meet someone new?… They say something to break the ice.
  35. How are scrambled eggs like a losing figure skater?… They’ve both been beaten.
  36. Why couldn’t the figure skater get into the competition?… She could never remember the combination.
  37. Why wasn’t U2 allowed to play before the skating competition?… Edge violation.
  38. Why didn’t the figure skater bring his wallet to the skating rink?… It was free skating that day.
  39. What was the figure skater’s job when she wasn’t competing?… Haircutter.
  40. Why did the figure skater bring a water bottle to his practice session?… The coach said they would be working on hydroblading.
  41. Why couldn’t the figure skater answer the phone?… She was Ina Bauer at the time.
  42. What figure skating move was Roy Rogers most known for?… Lasso lift
  43. What was the lazy figure skater’s favorite move?… Layback spin.
  44. Why did the figure skater leave practice early to get something to eat?… He heard the coach say it was time for Lunge.
  45. Which skating move can you find on an IHOP menu?… Pancake spin. (Pancake Jokes)
  46. Which candy is a favorite of figure skaters?… Twizzlers. (Candy Jokes)
  47. Why did the farmer buy skates for his lambs?… To teach them the sheep jump. (Farming Jokes)
  48. Which spin in figure skating was the Rap DJ’s favorite?… Scratch spin.
  49. What skating element was Mr. T’s favorite?… Mohawk turn.

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