Figure Skating Jokes

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Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – ZSports Jokes A-Z

Summer Olympics Jokes

Winter Olympics Jokes

Winter Olympics Events

  1. How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
  2. How do you know if your a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.
  3. Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while ice skating?… Because the ice might crack up!
  4. What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)
  5. Why was Cinderella so bad figure skating?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Where do figure skaters go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  7. What did the skeleton drive to the figure skating competition?… A Zam-bony.
  8. What is the hardest foot to buy a figure skate for?… A square foot. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  9. Why is the figure skating rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.

 

 

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