- Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
- What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Fast Food Jokes)
- Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
- What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
- What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
- What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!