Curling Jokes

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  1. Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
  2. What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Fast Food Jokes)
  3. Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
  4. What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
  5. What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
  6. What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!

 

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