Winnie The Pooh Quotes

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Winnie the Pooh Jokes

To celebrate A.A. Milne’s birthday on January 18th, enjoy 59 great quotes.

  1. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  2. “Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?” “Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  3. “We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet.”Even longer,” Pooh answered. A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  4. “I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,” said Pooh. “There there,” said Piglet. “I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  5. “Some people care too much. I think it’s called love.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  6. “I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  7. “You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  8. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  9. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  10. “Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  11. “If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  12. “I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  13. “I’m not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  14. “Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  15. “When you see someone putting on his Big Boots, you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  16. “What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing,” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say, ‘Oh, Nothing,’ and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  17. “When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  18. “I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh. “I wish I were there to be doing it, too.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  19. “Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart, it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  20. “Rabbit’s clever,” said Pooh thoughtfully. “Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit’s clever.” “And he has Brain.” “Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit has Brain.” There was a long silence. “I suppose,” said Pooh, “that that’s why he never understands anything.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  21. “Just because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  22. “Think, think, think.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  23. “A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  24. “Think it over, think it under.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  25. “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  26. “Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  27. “Bother.”
  28. “I did know once, only I’ve sort of forgotten.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  29. “My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  30. “It is hard to be brave, when you’re only a Very Small Animal.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  31. “If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  32. “As soon as I saw you, I knew a grand adventure was about to happen.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  33. “We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we, Pooh?’ asked Piglet.
  34. Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  35. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  36. “Bother.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  37. “We’ll be friends until forever, just you wait and see” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  38. “You never can tell with bees.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  39. “Bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun fun. The most wonderful thing about tiggers is I’m the only one!” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  40. “For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  41. “Some have brains, and some haven’t, … and there it is.”A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  42. “TTFN Ta Ta For Now!” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  43. “Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits…” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  44. “And by and by Christopher Robin came to the end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn’t stop.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  45. “Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?’‘Supposing it didn’t,’ said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  46. “A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.”
  47. “Promise you won’t forget me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  48. “What day is it?”, asked Winnie the Pooh. “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  49. “Mind over matter, will make the Pooh unfatter.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  50. “Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  51. “They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  52. “The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  53. “Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in our hearts.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  54. “Good judgment comes from experience, and experience – well, that comes from poor judgment.” A.A. Milne
  55. Piglet: “How do you spell love?” Pooh: “You don’t spell it, you feel it.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  56. “And I’d say to myself as I looked so lazily down at the sea:“There’s nobody else in the world, and the world was made for me.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  57. “When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don’t stop and eat it along the way.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  58. “It looks like a bothering sort of day.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  59. “The more – the merrier.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

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