Cookie Jokes

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Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – Z

  1. What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
  2. When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  3. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  4. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes, Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball 1o1)
  5. Why did the cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  6. Why do girls scouts sell cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
  7. What do the cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
  8. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
  9. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Cookies! (101 Jokes for Kids)
  10. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Chocolate Chop Cookie Jokes)
  11. What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
  12. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
  13. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)

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