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October 4th is National Taco Day.
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
- Why can’t you taco to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
- Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
- When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas (Super Hero Jokes)
- Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
- Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
- Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas.
Other Mexican Food Jokes
- What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.