National Taco Day Jokes: Taco Jokes

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October 4th is National Taco Day.

  1. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  2. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  3. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  4. Why can’t you taco to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
  5. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  6. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  7. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  8. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas (Super Hero Jokes)
  9. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  10. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  11. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  12. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  13. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  14. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas.

Other Mexican Food Jokes

  1. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  2. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
  3. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  4. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  6. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.

 

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