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- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes)
- What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs.
- Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Hamlet
- Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (Top 10 New York Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
- Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon.
- What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork.
- What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon.
- What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
- Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
- What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Frankenswine