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  1. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
  2. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday.  (Birthday Jokes)
  3. What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
  4. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
  5. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs.
  6. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Hamlet
  8. Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (Top 10 New York Jokes)
  9. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
  10. Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon.
  11. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork.
  12. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon.
  13. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
  14. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
  15. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Frankenswine

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