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We have listed the #1 joke for each day! Click on the jokes link for a full list of jokes! Teachers check out our lessons for Special Days of the Year!
- Top Baseball & Softball Jokes
- Father’s Day Jokes
- Flag Day Jokes
- Top Summer Jokes
- National Donut Day Jokes
July Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
July 16th: National Ice Cream Day: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream
July 19th: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
Summer Olympics: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
August 26th: National Dog Dog: Dog Day Jokes
Back to School: Top Back to School Jokes: Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
September 5th: Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
September 11th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
October 10th: Columbus Day: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 31st: Top Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
November 8th: Election Day: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest / Top Social Studies Jokes / Top 500 U.S. Jokes): What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
November 16th: Fast Food Jokes: National Fast Food Day Jokes: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
November 17th: National Take a Hike Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
November: Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
December 15th: Bill of Rights Day Jokes: “Where was the Bill of Rights signed?”… “On the bottom!”
December 21st: Winter Solstice
December 21st: National Hamburger Day Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
December 25th: Top Christmas Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (Christmas Trivia / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Top Elementary School Jokes)