Jokes for Special Days of the Year: 2017

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We have listed the #1 joke for each day! Click on the jokes link for a full list of jokes! Teachers check out our lessons for Special Days of the Year!

June Jokes / June Hashtags / June Google Analytics

June JokesTop Summer Jokes

Sports Jokes:

July 2017

July Jokes & Top Summer Jokes

July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!

July 16th: National Ice Cream Day: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream

July 19th: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.

July 21st: National Junk Food Day: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa (Animal Jokes for Kids)

August 2017

Top Summer Jokes

Summer Olympics: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?

August 24th: National Waffle Day: How is a softball team like a waffle?… They both depend on a good batter!  (Top Softball Jokes)

August 26th: National Dog Dog: Dog Day Jokes


September

Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes

September 2016

September JokesTop Fall Jokes

Back to School: Top Back to School JokesTeacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.

September 5th: Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!

September 11th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?

September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!

September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.

September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)

September 29th: International Coffee Day: Top Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay

October 2016

October 7th World Smile DayWorld Smile Day Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist? A: At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes365 School Jokes)

October 10th: Columbus Day: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!

October 12th: National Farmer’s Day: Top Farmer’s Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Fall Jokes)

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October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 31st: Top Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

November 2016

November Jokes

Top 10 Geography Week Jokes

November 8th: Election Day: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to LowestTop Social Studies JokesTop 500 U.S. Jokes): What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.

November 11th: Top Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July JokesTop Arbor Day Jokes)

November 16th: Fast Food Jokes: National Fast Food Day Jokes: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.

November 17th: National Take a Hike Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!

November: Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)

December 2016

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December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)

December 15th: Bill of Rights Day Jokes: “Where was the Bill of Rights signed?”… “On the bottom!”

December 21st: Winter Solstice

December 21st: National Hamburger Day Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!

December 25th: Top Christmas Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (Christmas Trivia26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z Top Elementary School Jokes)

December 27th: National Fruitcake Day Jokes: What profession truly enjoys fruitcakes?… Psychologists (Top Psychology Jokes)

December 31st: New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes & School Jokes for New Year’s Eve)

 

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