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  1. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  2. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Rugby Jokes for Kids)
  3. Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School JokesBiology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting!
  6. What kind of bees live in graveyards?… Zom”bees” (Cemetery JokesHalloween Jokes)
  7. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!
  8. What do bees wear to the beach?… “Bee”-kin is (Summer Jokes for KidsTop Summer Jokes)
  9. What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Book Jokes)
  10. What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  11. What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? … A greyhound buzz! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
  13. What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
  14. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?… It had hives.
  15. Who is the bees favorite pop group?… The bee gees!
  16. What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. What kind of bee is a sore loser?… a cryba-bee (101 Sports Jokes)
  18. Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  19. Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Barber Jokes)
  20. What do you call a bee born in May?… A maybe! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  21. What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
  22. What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
  23. What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
  24. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
  25. Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions)
  26. What kind of bees hum and drop things?… A fumble bee! (101 Sports Jokes)
  27. What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey! (Flower Jokes)
  28. What did the confused bee say?… To bee or not to bee! (English Jokes)
  29. What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Barber Jokes)
  30. What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School JokesJokes for the 1st day of School)
  31. How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz. (180 School Jokes)
  32. What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course. (101 Pi Day JokesMath Jokes)
  33. What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography JokesColumbus Day Jokes)
  34. What is a baby bee?… A little humbug! (Christmas Jokes)
  35. What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off. (Doctor Jokes)
  36. What did the bee to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  37. What do bees use to build roads?… Nec-tar.
  38. What does a bee style his hair with?… a honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
  39. What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… He’s bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes)
  40. What letter makes honey?… b (Is Spelling Really Important?26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  41. Why did the bee started talking poetry?… He was waxing lyrical! (Top English Jokes)
  42. What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
  43. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Hunny! (Winnie the Pooh JokesTop Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
  44. What are the cleverest bees?… Spelling bees! (Is Spelling Really Important?26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  45. What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven!
  46. Do bees make honey in May?… Maybe (May Jokes)
  47. Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso!
  48. What do bees write in their Valentine cards?… Honey bee mine. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  49. What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  50. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
  51. Which bands do bees love best?… The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.
  52. What do bees do if they want to use public transport?… Wait at a buzz stop!
  53. What kind of animal kills a lot of people?… Hepatitis Bee. (Doctor Jokes)
  54. Why do bees buzz?… Because they can’t whistle!
  55. What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Flower Jokes)
  56. Where do bees go on holiday?… Stingapore! (World Geography Jokes)
  57. What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! (Bus Jokes)
  58. What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs.
  59. What does the bee Santa Claus say?… Ho hum hum! (Christmas Jokes)
  60. Why do bees hum?… Because they’ve forgotten the words!
  61. How do you fight a killer bee?… With a Buzz-ooka.
  62. How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring.
  63. How does a queen bee get around her hive?… She’s throne!
  64. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
  65. What do you call a bee you can’t share secrets with?… a blab-bee.
  66. Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?… Because it was royal jelly.
  67. Where do bees go on holiday?… Stingapore and Beejing!
  68. What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?… Mind your own buzziness!
  69. What did the bees do after they got married?… They went on a honeymoon.
  70. Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner?… Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself.
  71. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?… A bee on an airplane.
  72. What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?… A bee in a submarine.
  73. What happens when a bee burps near the queen?… It gets a royal pardon.
  74. What do bees chew?… Bumble gum!
  75. What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?… A bee flying backwards.
  76. What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield?… Its stinger. A man who went into a pet shop and said “I’d like to buy a bee please.” “A bee? we don’t sell bees.” “Well you’ve got one in your window … ”
  77. What’s a bee use to style her hair?… Her honey comb, of course.
  78. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?… It had hives.

 

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