30 Hilarious Jokes for Kids

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Now this guide for 30 Hilarious Jokes for Kids and If your kids are anything like mine and then they LOVE jokes the sillier the better and you can guarantee we will be hearing it about 500 times a day and this joke write best essay writer for writepro.net that is no bad thing this guide and write best joke for kids after I cherish amazing him with another joke on the commute home from school or at supper time to add some additional laughs to our night.

Now below check to 30 Hilarious Jokes for Kids.

1. Where do sheep go get their hair cut? …. To the baa-baa shop!

2. What is a pirate’s favorite’s letter? …. Aaarrr!

3. Why leopards so bad playing hide and seek? …. Because they’re always spotted!

4. Why did the boy take a ladder to school? …..Because he thought it was a HIGH school!

5. What time do you go to the dentist? ….At tooth-hurt!

6. Why did the banana go doctor? …..Because he was not peeling very well!

7. What kind of button can you not undo? …. A belly button!

8. What kind of keys can’t open locks? … Monkeys!

9. Knock, knock who’s there? …..Juno.

10. Knock, knock who’s there? …. Scott…Scott who? …Scott nothing to do with you!

11. Knock, knock who’s there? Apple… Apple who? Apple..Apple who?? .. Orange… Orange you glad I didn’t say apple?

12. What type of jam can’t be eaten? … A traffic jam!

13. Why can’t you trust atoms? …They make up everything!

14. What kind of witch do you find at the beach? …A Sandwich!

15. What keeps rock stars cool? …. Their fans!

16. What has two hands but no arms? … A clock!

17. Where do cows like to go on the weekend? … To the Movies!

18. What do cows like to listen to on their headphones? … Moosic of course!

19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? …Because he was the best in his field!

20. What do you call a sleeping bull? … A bull dozer!

21. What time it the when elephant sits your fence? … Time to get a new one!

22. What type of dog can tell the time? ….A watch dog!

23. What do you call alligator wearing a vest? … An investigator!

24. What kind of nut has no shell? …A doughnut!

25. What do elephants have that no other animals have? …Baby elephants!

26. Why are fish so smart? …Because they live in schools!

27. What is the biggest kind of ant? …An elephant!

28. What gets wetter the more it dries? …A towel!

29. Who absolutely loves cocoa? …A coconut, of course!

30. Why did the burglar take a bath? …Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!

Now A major yell out and thank you to Debs at Learn with Play at Home, Kate at and Danya at Go Science Girls for adding to this rundown and Make sure to look at Go Science Girls for much more funny jokes for kids.

Now this completed guide for 30 Hilarious Jokes for Kids and you read for this joke very enjoy your Kids.

 

 

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