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The follow pages are “Super SEO Pages.” These pages have a tremendous amount of traffic all year or in some cases for just one day. For companies involved in social media, these pages are a great way to reach a targeted audience.

June

  1. June Jokes for Kids: This is #1 page for a google search of “June Jokes for Kids.” This page attracts a great deal of traffic (June Google Analytics).
  2. Jokes for the Last Day of School
  3. JUNE 2nd: National Donut Day:

ALL YEAR

Pi Day Jokes: 101 Pi Day Jokes for Math Teachers (2017: Top 10 Page)

  1. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
  2. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
  3. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
  4. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
  5. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Top 500 U.S. Jokes)

180 School Jokes Start Your Day with a Smile (2017: Top 10 Page)

  1. What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  2. Why are bananas good at gymnastics… They do great banana splits! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  3. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty (Top Hamburger Jokes)
  4. What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long? (Top Math Jokes 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What kind of hats do they where at the North Pole?…. Ice Caps! (Top Geography Jokes)

Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids (2017: Top 10 Page)

  1. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  2. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  3. Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
  4. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
  5. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)

Basketball Jokes: Top Basketball Jokes (2017: Top 10 Page)

  1. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  2. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
  3. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  4. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball!
  5. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them!



Top 25 A.A. Milne Quotes: Winnie the Pooh Quotes

  1. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  2. “Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?” “Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  3. “We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered. A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  4. Piglet: “How do you spell love?” Pooh: “You don’t spell it, you feel it.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
  5. “If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

 


Jimmy V Quotes: Top 25 Jim Valvano Quotes

  1. “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.””
  2. “My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
  3. “I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought, to get you’re emotions going.”
  4. “I will thank God for the day and the moment I have.”
  5. “It’s so important to know where you are.

Civil War Jokes Top Civil War Jokes

  1. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
  2. The tourist: ”Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?” Be a “Teacher Ranger” at Gettysburg National Military Park
  3. What did one Union flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
  4. What did one Confederate flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
  5. What did the Confederate flag say to the Union flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)

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