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Funny Jokes for Each Month

Jokes for Special Days of the Year

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  1. April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! #AprilFoolsDay
  2. Opening Day Jokes: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” #OpeningDay
  3. Basketball Jokes for Kids: Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! #FinalFour#NationalChampionship
  4. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes & Spring Jokes for Kids)
  6. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow
  7. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Top Biology Jokes)
  8. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
  9. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  10. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
  11. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Doctor Jokes)




  12. Full Moon Jokes for Kids: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! #fullmoon #PinkMoon (Astronomy Jokes)
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  15. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister!
  16. “I have an obsession with wind farms.” “Really?” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  17. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  18. Earth Day Jokes for Kids: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.
  19. World Penguin Day Jokes: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! http://bit.ly/2q3Rq8p #WorldPenguinDay #sschat #Geography
  20. Arbor Day Jokes for Kids

May Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes)
  3. Stars Wars Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  4. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers!Top Pirate Jokes)
  5. Cinco de Mayo Jokes for Kids: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.

June Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Top Summer JokesTop Fall Jokes)

March

  1. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  2. National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
  3. National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  4. National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  5. National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  6. Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
  7. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
  8. 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  9. National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes)
  10. Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas JokesChristmas Trivia)
  11. National Crayon Day: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.

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