Top Joke Pages
We have listed the #1 joke for each day! Click on the jokes link for a full list of jokes! Teachers check out our lessons for Special Days of the Year!
- What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes)
- What do you call sad coffee?”… Despresso. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka
- Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?… Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!
- What is best Beatles song?… Latte Be!
- Why do I not like hot drinks?… It’s just not my cup of tea.
- Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?… Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He-brews”
- How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee.
- What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call Java that won’t stop brewing?… Stand your ground coffee.
- What do kind of coffee goes well with a fruit cake?… Despresso. (Top Fruit Cake Day Jokes)
- Where does birds go for coffee?… on a NESTcafe
- Starbucks or Victoria Secrets?…..Who charges more per cup?
- Ever notice that when you serve someone a cold cup of coffee, it makes them boiling mad?
- The worst part of waking up (from a nap), is Folgers in your lap!
- There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
- The coffee tasted like dirt because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
- Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Basketball Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)