Coffee Jokes: International Coffee Day Jokes

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We have listed the #1 joke for each day! Click on the jokes link for a full list of jokes! Teachers check out our lessons for Special Days of the Year!

  1. What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes)
  2. What do you call sad coffee?”… Despresso. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  3. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka
  4. Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?… Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!
  5. What is best Beatles song?… Latte Be!
  6. Why do I not like hot drinks?… It’s just not my cup of tea.
  7. Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?… Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He-brews”
  8. How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee.
  9. What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Top Holiday JokesTop Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call Java that won’t stop brewing?… Stand your ground coffee.
  11. What do kind of coffee goes well with a fruit cake?… Despresso. (Top Fruit Cake Day Jokes)
  12. Where does birds go for coffee?… on a NESTcafe
  13. Starbucks or Victoria Secrets?…..Who charges more per cup?
  14. Ever notice that when you serve someone a cold cup of coffee, it makes them boiling mad?
  15. The worst part of waking up (from a nap), is Folgers in your lap!
  16. There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
  17. The coffee tasted like dirt because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
  18. Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Basketball Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)

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