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- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Eve!
- What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
- What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moo Year’s Day!
New Years Eve One Liners
- A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.