Jokes For Teachers: Chemistry Jokes For Teachers

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  1. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  2. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  3. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Top Geography Jokes)
  4. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Top Election Jokes)
  5. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moletd
  6. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
  7. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens (Top Summer Jokes)
  8. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  9. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Top Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
  10. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  11. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
  12. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  13. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  14. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
  15. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  16. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  17. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  18. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  19. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  20. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole). (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  21. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas party?… The mole the merrier! (Top Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  22. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  23. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  24. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (180 School Jokes)
  25. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  26. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Top Dog Jokes)
  27. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  28. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  29. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  30. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  31. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Top Math Jokes)
  32. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  33. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  34. Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  35. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  36. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  37. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  38. What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  39. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished. (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  40. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole (Top Geography Jokes)
  41. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Top Geography Jokes)
  42. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  43. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  44. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  45. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  46. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one (Top Golf Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
  47. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  48. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole (Top Soccer Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
  49. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  50. What are moles made of?… molecules (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  51. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Halloween party?… The mole the merrier! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  52. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado (Top Halloween Jokes)

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