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Top Fall Jokes
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes)
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
- Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall.
- What falls in autumn?… Leaves!
- What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch!