Fall Jokes: Top 10 Fall Jokes for Kids

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Top Fall Jokes

  1. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes)
  2. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
  3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
  4. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
  5. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
  6. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
  7. Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall.
  8. What falls in autumn?… Leaves!
  9. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  10. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch!

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