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- How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?… “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times!”
- What wild animal is good at calculus?… The tangent lion.
- Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive.
- Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to it’s limit.
- What is polite and works for the phone company?… A deferential operator.
- Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.
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- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed.
- What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?… A natural log cabin!
- What is the first derivative of a cow?… Prime Rib!
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
- What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An Algorithm
- What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?… Zero. Why?… Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!.
- Why is a calculus book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Why was the function so bent out of shape?… It’s regression model was too tight a fit.
- What is the integral of log cabin d cabin?… Log Cabin + sea = houseboat.
- What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What’s yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?… Zorn’s Lemon.
- Why did the calculus students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?… They were investigating projectile lotion.
- What do you call a mathematician’s bird that won’t eat?… A poly “no meal”
- What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra?… Elephant zebra sin theta.
- Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?… That’s the Law of Spline Demand.