Valentine’s Day Jokes: Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes

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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes for teachers. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.

  1. Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
  2. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple.
  3. What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
  4. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart.
  5. What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you!
  6. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on.
  7. Do you have a date for Valentines Day?… Yes, February 14th.
  8. “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
  9. What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places!
  10. What did one light bulb say to the other?… I love you a whole watt!

 

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