Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes

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The following jokes are taken from the Top Super Bowl Jokes list.

  1. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  2. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  3. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  4. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  5. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
  6. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  7. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use? … A fishing tackle.
  8. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.
  9. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
  10. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.

 

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