Geography Week: Top 10 Geography Jokes

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Celebrate Geography Awareness Week with these great geography jokes.

  1. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?…A con-tour map.
  2. What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?…Both are legends.
  3. Why do paper maps never win at poker?…Because they always fold.
  4. Why was longitude boiling mad?…Because it was 360 degrees.
  5. Why are maps like fish?….Both have scales.
  6. What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees
  7. What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses.
  8. Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?…He was interrupted.
  9. What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?…AARRRGHentina!
  10. How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?…Because they’re all graduated.

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What nationality are you on the way to the bathroom?… Russian

What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom?… European

What nationality are you while you when you leave the bathroom?… Finnish

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