Parents, “teachers are great tutors!” Find one in your area today!
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
- What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
- How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
- What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers!)
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter
- What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
- What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
- What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones