Star Wars Jokes: Top 10 Star Wars Jokes

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  1. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
  3. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
  4. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  5. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
  6. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  7. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  8. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda
  9. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  10. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
  11. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  12. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  13. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers!)
  14. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter
  15. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
  16. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
  17. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones

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