Mother’s Day Jokes

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101 Quotes for Moms

  1. Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous? Mother snake: Yes, son.Why? Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
  2. Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? Dad: No. Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
  3. What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  4. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep!
  5. Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name? … Larry.
  6. What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”
  7. A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
  8. Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
    But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

 

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