Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
- How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?… Egg-ercise and eating carrots
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush.
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
- What day of the week does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.