Month: August 2013

  • Mindware: 4 Great Educational Toys

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    We thought we would share some great educational toys from one our our favorite companies, Mindware.
    4D Cityscape Time Puzzle: New York City
    Parents' Choice Recommended AwardDr. Toy 100 Best Toys 2012
    Parents' Choice Recommended Award Parents’ Choice Recommended Award
    KEVA Contraptions 200 Plank Set

    Creative Child Magazine Educational Toy of The Year Award Creative Child Magazine Educational Toy of The Year Award
    Major Fun Award Major Fun Award
    Parenting for High Potential Recommended Award Parenting for High Potential Recommended Award
    Disney FamilyFun Toy of the Year Award Disney FamilyFun Toy of the Year Award

    Color Chart: United States
    Animal Art Illuminations Coloring Book
     
     

  • Top 5 Guest Blogs: 2012 – 2013 School Year

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    One of our greatest resources for parents and teachers is our guest blogs. Our guest blogs allows us to share the wisdom, knowledge, and expertise of parents, teachers, and others individuals.
    We always love sharing great resources. We decided to compile our most viewed blogs for each school year (June 1st – May 31st). We hope you enjoy.
    Who will be #1. Stay tuned we will be announcing it later this week.

    1. Make Your Classroom a Happy Place for Children with Dyslexia by @Spelltrekking
    2. Can you Child Read Too Much? by @Booksforchildrn
    3. Bridging the Parent-Teacher Communication Gap by @principalpc
    4. A Mom’s Guide to College and Career Readiness by @edworkspartners
    5. Summer Reading List for Kids of Fun Books with Science and Math Concepts by @pragmaticmom
    6. Advocate for Teens, But Don’t Serve Up Excuses by @Teen_Whisperer
    7. How Reading Affects Your Child’s Success by @Booksforchildrn
    8. 4th Grade Teachers Connect via Twitter by @ncarroll24
    9. A Day To Make A Difference: Celebrate Literacy With Everyone by @shannonmmiller
    10. 5 Tips for Looking Great with Skype or Videoconferencing by @1080Group
    11. Scholarships for College Students by @AidScholarship
    12. 4 Reasons Both Teachers and Kids Need Recess
    13. The Benefits of Raising Chickens for Your Family by @familyfocusblog
    14. Strategies for Struggling Readers by @curriculumcornr
    15. Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig Oraibh! – Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! by @TLILanguages
    16. Children’s Bedrooms – Top 7 Must Have Items for a Child’s Bedroom by @ChildrensRooms
    17. @SimplySuzy’s Top 5 Twitter Accounts for Teachers by @SimplySuzy
    18. The State of K-12 Education by @ClassConnectInc
    19. Wonderopolis: A Great Resource for Teachers & Parents by @Wonderopolis
    20. Top 10 Things A Student Should Never Say to a Teacher
    21. Angelina’s Top 5 Twitter Accounts for Boston Teachers by @AngelaCristiani
    22. The MTA Summer Conference is AWESOME for New Massachusetts Teachers by @massteacher
    23. It’s Always About Learning by @JeffWahl1
    24. Jenmarc Has Great Education Programs for Massachusetts Teachers by @GaryLGilardi
    25. Patrick Larkin’s Top 5 Twitter Accounts for Teachers by @patrickmlarkin
    26. Firefox Add-ons for Teachers by @MyWeb4Ed
    27. Taking the Crazy out of School Supply Lists and Teacher Wish Lists by @TeacherLists
    28. Dyslexia-ville Builds Self-esteem: Looking to Spread the Word to Parents & Teachers by @Dyslexiaville
    29. Summer Tutoring Beneficial of Harmful by @plusplustutor
    30. Self-Reliance and Independence: Giving Our Teens the Ultimate Gift by @DebraBeck
    31. There is More to Maine! by @mainedaytrip
    32. Middle School Teachers: Join Twitter and #MSchat by @blocht574
    33. Ten Things Your Student with Autism wishes You Knew by @EllenNotbohm
    34. A Tutor can Make the World of a Difference to a Child by @TaleofABaseball
    35. Improv(e) your teaching by @TheEngagingEd
    36. Civil War Research by @RobFinkill
    37. High-Tech Assistive Technology is it for Everyone? by @teachertech_net
    38. Five Fun Resources for Educating Children at Any Age by @Rasmussen
    39. The Role of Parents in Academic Achievement by @RaisingAReaderM
    40. The Who, What, Where, When, & Why for Teachers Using Twitter
    41. How Online Teaching Works
    42. Hip Hop Math Music? by @DapJMusic
    43. Resources to Help Struggling Students by @HOLscience
    44. Digital Parenting: The Digital Parent in You by @feedtheteacher
    45. 6 Ways to Encourage Parent Communication in Your Classroom by @VolunteerSpot

     
     

  • Steve Jobs: Standford Commencement Speech Full-text

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    This is a prepared text of the Commencement address delivered by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, on June 12, 2005.
    Video of the Commencement address.
    I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That’s it. No big deal. Just three stories.
    The first story is about connecting the dots.
    I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?
    It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: “We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?” They said: “Of course.” My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.
    This was the start in my life.
    And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents’ savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn’t see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn’t interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.
    It wasn’t all romantic. I didn’t have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends’ rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:
    Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn’t have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can’t capture, and I found it fascinating.
    None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it’s likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.
    Again, you can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.
    My second story is about love and loss.
    I was lucky — I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation — the Macintosh — a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.
    I really didn’t know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down – that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me — I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.
    I didn’t see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.
    During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I returned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple’s current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.
    I’m pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn’t been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. I’m convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle.
    My third story is about death.
    When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “No” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.
    Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
    About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn’t even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor’s code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you’d have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.
    I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I’m fine now.
    This was the closest I’ve been to facing death, and I hope it’s the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:
    No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
    Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
    When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960’s, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.
    Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: “Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.” It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.
    Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
    Thank you all very much.
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  • 411 Great Jokes for the School Year!

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    My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.

    1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are so many more jokes.
    2. What do Strawberries do when they play instruments?…They have a jam session.
    3. What do lawyers wear to court?….lawsuits!
    4. Where does a boat go when he is sick? ….The Dock (Doc)
    5. What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints
    6. Why are bananas good at gymnastics… They do great banana splits!
    7. Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s afraid of the mouse!
    8. What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
    9. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
    10. What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long?
    11. What kind of hats do they where at the North Pole?….Ice Caps
    12. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream)
    13. What is a cat’s favorite dessert?….Pie a la meow’d!!!
    14. Why is music like a fish?…. they both have scales!
    15. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?…. a walkie-talkie.
    16. What happens when you wear a snowsuit inside?…… It melts!
    17. Did you hear about the dog at the flea circus? …He stole the show!
    18. What does an envelope say when you lick it?…Nothing. It just shuts up.
    19. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?…It waves!
    20. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
    21. Which runs faster, hot or cold?…Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
    22. What did the flower say to the bike?…Petal!
    23. Did people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?…No, but the ice cracked up.
    24. Knock knockout?…  Who is there?,,Daisy…Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
    25. How do athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans!
    26. What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?…You’re too little to smoke!
    27. What did the stamp say to the envelope?…Stick with me we’ll go places!
    28. What do you call a cow with no legs?…Ground beef.
    29. How do you make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
    30. What did the water say to the boat?…Nothing, it just waved.
    31. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?…They don’t have the guts.
    32. Did you hear about the kidnapping?…Probably not, he is still sleeping.
    33. How do small children travel?…In mini-vans.
    34. What has hands but does not clap….A clock!
    35. How do you make an egg roll?….You push it.
    36. What did the math book tell the pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
    37. How do billboards talk?….Sign language!
    38. What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain!
    39. How do hens stay fit?….The “egg-ercise”
    40. What kind of cat likes water?….an octopuss!
    41. What did the bunny say on January 1st?….Hoppy new year!
    42. What do a chicken and a band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
    43. Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
    44. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
    45. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?….The Meat Ball!
    46. When is a door like a bottle?….When the door is ajar.
    47. What is the best thing to put into a pie?….A fork!
    48. What does a pig put on a cut?….Oinkment
    49. What do call of people afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic
    50. What did the father buffalo say to his son?….Bye son (bison)
    51. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?….A plain (plane) donut!
    52. Why is it so hot in a football stadium after a game?….All the fans have left!
    53. Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?….Because he is always spotted!
    54. Did you hear the joke about the cookie?….It is crummy.
    55. What is a cat’s favorite color?….PUUUUURple
    56. Did you hear the joke about the construction project?….I’m still working on it!
    57. Where do you put smart hot dogs?….On honor rolls!
    58. What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?….A watchdog!
    59. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?….Shore.
    60. How do you get a peanut to laugh?….you crack it up!
    61. Why did the farmer bury all his money?….to make his soil rich!
    62. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map!
    63. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?….Because they have good soles!
    64. What do you call it when a cat sues another cat?   … A Claw suit.
    65. Where do actors like to camp? ……The Hollywoods!
    66. Why do fish swim in salt water?….Pepper makes them sneeze.
    67. What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!
    68. What do you call a fish with two knees?….A two nee fish!
    69. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?….Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay gulls (bagels)!
    70. Why did the boy stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
    71. When is a theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
    72. Why was the annoying exterminator fired?….Because he bugged his boss.
    73. How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…It was a fish tank!
    74. Why was the book in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
    75. What did the leaves name their sons?…Russell.
    76. Why did the man throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
    77. What is a rapper’s favorite toy?…a yo – YO!
    78. Have you heard of the singing group the three dwarves?…Probably not. They are not that big.
    79. What has  wheels and flies?…a garbage truck!
    80. Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
    81. Why was the trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
    82. What do you call a bear with no teeth?…a Gummy bear
    83. Why did the cookie cry?…He was feeling crumby.
    84. Why did the computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
    85. Why do birds fly south in the winter?…Because it’s too far to walk!
    86. What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory!
    87. What do you call a cow with no feet?…Ground beef!
    88. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?…Boo jeans!
    89. What do prisoners use to call each other?…Cell phones.
    90. What do you get from a pampered cow?…Spoiled milk.
    91. What dog keeps the best time?…A watchdog.
    92. What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste
    93. What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing!
    94. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?…Dam!
    95. Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day.
    96. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…RRRRR
    97. Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear?… To hide his booty!
    98. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
    99. What room is a dead man most afraid of?…The living room!
    100. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
    101. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?…Nothing. He waved.
    102. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)!
    103. Why was the strawberry sad?…His mother got into a JAM!
    104. What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
    105. When is the best time to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
    106. What did one cannibal say to other after eating a clown?…Hey! Does this taste FUNNY to you?
    107. What did one lamp say to the other lamp?…Hey! You turn me on!
    108. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?…The wedding ceremony wasn’t too good, but the reception was great!
    109. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch!
    110. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?… He’s all right now.
    111. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?…They’re trying to get away from the noise.
    112. What does a skeleton order when he goes to a bar?…A beer and a mop.
    113. Where do fish put their money?….. in a river bank!
    114. What is the favorite TV show of fish?…Name that TUNA!
    115. What did one penny say to the other penny?…Let’s get together and make some (sense) cents!
    116. How much did it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears? … a buck an ear (a buccaneer)!
    117. Why did the skeleton go to the piano store?…To buy some organs!
    118. What section of the paper does a ghost always read?…the HORRORscopes
    119. Why did the skeleton hold up the barbecue?…He needed a spare rib.
    120. What did one eye say to the other eye?….Something between us smells!
    121. What do you call a cow that walks on water?…Holy cow!
    122. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling
    123. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a race?…Because it was a head!
    124. What do you call a deer with no eyes?…No-Eye Deer.
    125. What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs…Still, no eyed deer!
    126. What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt
    127. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because  7 ATE 9
    128. What do you get you drip a piano down a mineshaft?… A flat minor
    129. What did one math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems.
    130. What did one plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
    131. Where does Santa keep his money?…In a snow bank!
    132. What did one wall say to the other?… Hey, let’s meet in the corner.
    133. What is a knight’s favorite fish?… swordfish
    134. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
    135. What did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
    136. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Pepper makes them sneeze.
    137. What is a robot’s favorite snack? … Computer chips!
    138. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Daisy… Daisy who?… Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
    139. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? … A nervous wreck.
    140. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
    141. What is a construction workers favorite bird? … A crane!
    142. If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine!
    143. Why did the turtle cross the road? … To get to the “Shell” (gas) stations!
    144. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? … Because he’s always a little short.
    145. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Irish…Irish who? … Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
    146. When does “B” come after “U”? … When you disturb its hive.
    147. What is a frog’s favorite drink? … “croak – a – cola”
    148. Have you heard the joke about the baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches.
    149. If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? … Pilgrims
    150. What did one candle say to the other candle? … Are you going out tonight?
    151. What did the blanket say to the bed? … Don’t worry. I got you covered.
    152. Why did Silly Bill tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
    153. What is a pokemon’s favorite dance? … The hokey pokemon
    154. What bird can write under water? … A ball-point “pen” quin
    155. Have you heard the joke about the sidewalk? … It’ll crack you up!
    156. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Dwayne…Dwayne who? … Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
    157. Why did the turkey cross the road? … To prove it wasn’t chicken.
    158. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…No body… (Don’t say anything)!
    159. What kind of witch likes the beach? …  a SAND witch (sandwich)!
    160. What do you get if you say “Tornado” ten times backward and forward? … A real tongue-twister!
    161. Did you hear the one about the duck who robbed banks? … He was a safe quacker.
    162. What kind of key does not open a lock? … a mon – KEY!
    163. Why is your nose in the middle of your face? … Because it is the “scenter.” / Center!
    164. How do you make a Venetian blind? … Poke him in the eye.
    165. What do you call a bird that is sad? … A Blue Bird!
    166. What do you call a fish with no I’s? … A Fssssssh!
    167. Why did the baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base
    168. What was the baby ant so confused? … Because all his uncles were ANTS!
    169. Why was the dolphin so sad? … Because he had no PORPOISE in life!
    170. What happened when the frog parked illegally? … It was TOAD!!
    171. What always falls and never gets hurt?……..rain!
    172. I heard they put a new wing on the school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.
    173. What do astronauts have for dinner?…Launch meat!
    174. What letters are not in the alphabet?…The ones in the mail.
    175. Knock Knock!…Who’s there?…Cargo!…Cargo who?…CarGo Beep Beep!
    176. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?… anything you want, it can’t hear you!
    177. What is the only bow that you can’t tie?…Rainbow!
    178. Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?…Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
    179. What is the loudest state?… ILL-I-NOISE
    180. Knock knock…who’s there?…little boy…little boy who?…little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!
    181. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
    182. How was that Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
    183. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!

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  • 7 Reasons Why an MBA is the Stupidest Investment

    Author Bio: – Bella Campbell is a freelance writer and blog junkie. She is currently a resident blogger at Thembadude.com where she writes MBA programs and their attributes. In her spare time, she enjoys and avoiding her laptop.

    Is the MBA just another meaningless three letter acronym, or is the cachet still worth it?

    Getting an MBA can set you back thousands of dollars, but starting your own company in the Internet age can cost as little as a couple of hundred dollars—spare change compared to even the cheapest of MBA programs. And while being an MBA graduate still has a certain cachet in industry, entrepreneurial college dropouts like Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg did just fine without. There is, however, one minor problem with starting your own company that cannot be overlooked. Startups never have been nor ever will be a guaranteed success. That MBA on your CV might not distinguish you from your peers as much as it once did, but they aren’t all bad.

    Here’s the Bad News

    They Aren’t Cheap: The cost has been skyrocketing: MBA students enrolling in 2012 paid 62% more for their degree than those who started in 2005, according to the Financial Times’ Global MBA rankings. The average rate for the 51 two-year U.S. degrees started in 2012 was $106,000. Top schools like Harvard run around $175,000 and more. And you probably will not save money by going to Asia for your MBA anymore: an MBA from the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology more than quadrupled in price from 2000 to 2012.

    And You Can Expect a Lot of Debt: You’ll likely have more debt than any MBAs in the past: in 2007, average student loan debt for those with graduate degrees and under 35 was $55,594; in 2010, it was $81,758, according to the Wall Street Journal.

    But Companies Don’t Want to Pay More: Despite the rise in fees, the companies hiring don’t want to pay MBAs any more than they did before, and in most cases they’re paying less: At 186 schools analyzed by Payscale.com, pay fell at 62% of the schools from 2007 to 2012.

    Then There’s the Fact You Might Earn More Doing Something Else: If you’re in it for return on time and investment in your first year out of school, you could be better off doing something else. The average starting salary for an MBA grad in 2012 was $46,630, according to Payscale.com. Or you could take a 10-week course for $12,200 with Dev Bootcamp (no experience necessary) and learn to code. 88% of the program’s graduates make an average $79,000 a year as their starting salary.

    Because an MBA is Nothing Special: You will not be part of a small clique anymore. You will not be as special. Compared to the 2000-2001 school year, schools in the U.S. gave out 74% more degrees in 2010 (126,214 to be exact).

    Not to Mention Your Choice of School: Not all MBAs are created equal: while a Harvard or LBS degree means you have a 90% or more chance of find work, this is not what you can expect even from the better-known schools. In 2012, 23% of University of Southern California MBAs were still looking for work three months after graduation.

    Or What You Could Have Done with All That Cash: If you’re getting an MBA because you want to start a new business, the odds are you’ll change your mind by the time you graduate with $150,000 in debt looming over you. That’s some serious startup capital that could be used otherwise, and don’t forget the two years  you’ll spend studying instead of working on your company.

    The Good News

    It’s not all doom and gloom in MBAville. In fact, despite all the above, these might convince you to go for it.

    An MBA from the Right School = Work: You will get work, if you get your MBA from a reputable school: in 2012, 92% of London Business School grads found work within three months. Out of Harvard MBAs, 95% landed a job within the first three months.

    And Heaps of Cash: If you’re in one of the top 10 schools, you’ll be rolling in money: three years after graduation, Stanford grads are making almost $195,000, Harvard MBAs make $187,000 and Wharton alumni make $181,000. Graduates from the top 50 schools make 50% more their first year than before starting business school – and they pay doubles over the next five years.

    Source: http://www.thembadude.com/features/mba-stupidest-investment-get-one-anyway/

     

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  • Simple Abundance: Quotes for Women August

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    Simple Abundance: A Daybook of Comfort and Joy by Sarah Ban Breathnach is a great book for women of all ages. There are inspirational quotes and stories that help women reflect to create a more productive and balanced life. We often share some of these quotes on twitter. (We have not included every quote.)

    Each month there is a theme that drives the quotes and essays. We hope to share these quotes with you in the upcoming months. We hope you enjoy. If you like them please share with others and visit back for more inspirational quotes for women.

    “Summer’s lease hath all too short a date.” William Shakespeare

    8.1 “But if you have nothing at all to create, then perhaps you create yourself.” Carl Jung

    8.2 “What a wonderful life I have had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.” Colette

    8.3 “A schedule defends from chaos within. It is a net for catching days.” Annie Dillard

    8.4 “There are days when any electrical appliance in the house seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the TV.” Harriet Van Horne

    8.5 “Work is not always required, there is such a thing as sacred idleness, the cultivation of which is now fully neglected.” George MacDonald

    8.6 “A schedule is a mock-up of reason and order – willed, faked, and so brought into being.” Annie Dillard

    8.7 “Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.” Colette

    8.8 “It is not that i belong to the past, but the past belongs to me.” Mary Antin

    8.9”Explore daily the will of God.” Carl Jung

    8.10 “Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.” Baruch Spinoza

    8.11 “Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it; Boldness has genius, power, & magic in it.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    8.12 “We can’t take credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that counts.” Madeleine L’Engle

    8.13 “Become willing to see the hand of God and accept it as a friend’s offer to help you with what you are doing.” Julia Cameron

    8.14 “No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise for the writer, not surprise for the reader.” Robert Frost

    8.15 “Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.” George Eliot

    8.16 “To believe your own though, to believe what is true for you in your private heart ti true for all men – that is genius.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

    8.17 “To live fully, outwardly & inwardly, not to ignore external reality for the sake of the inner life, or the reverse – that’s quite a task.” Etty Hillesum

    8.18 “Each time I write a book, every time I face that yellow pad, the challenge is so great. I have written 11 books, but each time I think “Uh, oh, they’re going to find out now. I’ve run a game on everybody & there going to find me out.” Maya Angelou

    8.19 “Stories are medicine… They have such power; they do not require that we do, be act anything – we need only listen. The remedies for repair or reclamation of any lost psychic drive are contained in stories.” Clarissa Pinkola Estes, Ph. D.

    8.20 “Infinite riches are all around you if you will open your mental eyes & behold the treasure house of the infinity within you. There is a gold mine within you from which you can extract everything you need to live life gloriously, joyously, & abundantly.” Joseph Murphy

    8.21 “We read books to find out who we are. What other people, real or imaginary, do & think & feel is an essential guide to our understanding of what we ourselves are & may become.” Ursula K. LeGuin

    8.22 “Poetry affords us a respite in which we may gather renewed strength for the old struggle to adapt ourselves to reality.” Robert Haven Schauffler

    8.23 “I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs & ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, what I am filled with music.” George Eliot

    8.24 “The work of art which I do not make, none other will ever make.” Simone Weil

    8.25 “I seem to wish to have some importance in the play of time… What is deep, as love is deep, I’ll have Deeply. What is good, as love is good, I’ll have well. Then if time & space have any purpose, I shall belong to it.” Jennet Jourdemayne (Christopher Fry)

    8.26 “Good movies make you care, make you believe in possibilities again.” Pauline Kael

    8.27 “Hands to work, hearts to God.” Shaker Axiom

    8.28 “Home is the heart of life… Home is where we feel at ease, where we belong, where we can create surroundings that reflect our tastes and pleasures… Making a home is a form of creativity open to everyone.” Terence Conran

    8.29 “Love is the spirit that motivates the artist’s journey. The love may sublime, raw, obsessive, passionate, awful. or thrilling, but whatever its quality, it’s a powerful motive in the artist’s life.” Eric Maisel

    8.30 “Procrastination is the thief of time.” Edward Young

    8.31 “One must also accept that one has “uncreative” moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass. One must have the courage to call a halt, to feel empty and discouraged.” Etty Hillesum

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