101 Alabama Jokes

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Alabama Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alabama jokes.
  2. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
  3. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
  4. What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
  5. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama.
  6. What did the hurricane say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you.
  7. What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves A and Bama “A”…The Bama “A”has a mullet.
  8. How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
  9. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  10. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  11. What did Alabama see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  12. “All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley
  13. Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
  14. What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide
  15. Can you name the capital in #Alabama?… “A.”
  16. Where is Avogadro’s favorite #vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama.
  17. What is the tallest building in?… The Alabama Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  18. It is in the news today that Alabama is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court.
  19. A retired Alabama man was jailed for refusing to nap… He was resisting a rest.
  20. What is the best city in America to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama.
  21. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Alabama River.
  22. How did you find the weather on your Alabama vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  23. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water!
  24. What did Guntersville Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
  25. Did you hear the joke about Cheaha Mountain?… You won’t get over it.
  26. A woman from Alabama who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then.
  27. Alabama: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  28. Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend.
  29. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Alabama. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Alabama!
  30. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.
  31. What did #Alabama a see?… The same thing #Arkansas.
  32. Check out @TweetHomeAla! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta visit #Alabama.
  33. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The #Alabama State Turnpike!
  34. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  35. #Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” #Alabama Resident: “No, not yet.”
  36. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Tennessee River. (10 Longest Alabama Rivers)
  37. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Alabama library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  38. Why do Alabama golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  39. Why do Alabama golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  40. Why do Alabama golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  41. Why do Alabama love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Alabama is.
  42. Did you hear the joke about Alabama Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  43. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alabama Turnpike! 
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Alabama ?
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Alabama?
  46. What is the tallest building in [state]?… Alabama Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  47. Why did Alabama disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  48. Where do Alabama fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the The Tennessee River. (10 Longest Alabama Rivers)
  49. Why is “The Wave” banned in Alabama Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  50. Alabama Tourist: “Have you lived in Alabama all your life?” Alabama Local: “No, not yet.”
  51. Alabama Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Alabama Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alabamat?
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Alabama?
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Alabama?
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Alabama?
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Alabama?
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Alabama?
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Alabama?
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Alabama?
  60. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Alabama Gulf Coast Zoo?… Lion.
  61. The art teacher in Alabama always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  62. Why do Alabama students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  63. The chemistry teacher in Alabama had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  64. The biology class in Alabama was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Alabama?
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Alabama?
  67. Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  69. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #Alabama?
  70. What does daylight-saving time mean in #Mobile, #Alabama?… An extra hour of #rain.
  71. #Alabama: We’re not sure who is dumber – the #politicians or the #voters!
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alabama knock-knock joke? 
  73. Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… because 17 and under not admitted. 
  74. An Alabama man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’ 
  75. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Tennessee, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! 
  76. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Chattahoochee River! 
  77. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Alabama?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. 
  78. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Tennessee River!
  79.  A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Alabama plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!” 
  80. Alabama is a joke that writes itself. 
  81. What do you call road kill in Alabama?… Breakfast. 
  82. What is an Alabama cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. 
  83. Where do Alabama elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? 
  84. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Alabama Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”  
  85. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alabama knock knock jokes? 
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm? 
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Alabama? 
  88. What do you call a 4.0 student at the University of Alabama?… A visitor. 
  89. Alabama is so progressive… the women don’t even change their last names when they get married. 
  90. Bama fans can’t spell elephant, so they cheer for laundry detergent. 
  91. What does the average Alabama high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. 
  92. What does a tornado and a Alabama divorce have in common… Either one somebody is losing a trailer. 
  93. Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. 
  94. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Alabama. 
  95. Who works the hardest at an Alabama Crimson Tide game?… The Chain gang. 
  96. A man walks into a store says to the clerk, “I’d like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of white shoes.” The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, “You must be an Alabama fan!” The man proclaims with pride, “How could you tell, was it the color scheme!” The clerk looks at him and says “No, this is a hardware store.” 
  97. Why did the University of Alabama regents decide to cover Bryant-Denny Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Crimson Tide always look better on paper. 
  98. Why is “The Wave” banned in Jordan-Hare Stadium?… Two Auburn fans drowned last year. 
  99. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved! 
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Alabama jokes?
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Alabama jokes?

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